Friday, June 3, 2011
Writing Circle Piece: ZOMBIES!
Zombies, the #1 classic horror monster of all time. Even today they make the greatest thing of it. They still make movies of it, like REC, or the Resident Evil series, Quarantine, or Dawn of the Dead, even Parodies, like Zombieland. Zombies were and still are big deals, Like Godzilla, or Football, those are bog deals just like Zombies. Hey have you ever noticed that people don't call them "Zombies" in the movies, they just call them things, zombies don't like that so that's why they eat people in the movies.
Writing Circle Piece: Weekly Schedule
At home, I would wake up at 6:00 (Sucks doesn't it?) and get up. Then I get in the Shower, and take 5 min, but I realize that I've been in there for 20 min. I get out, get dressed, watch some Family Guy. Next I eat some good Tasty Waffles. Then I go to the bathroom, brush my hair, teeth, and put on Deodorant, then grab my stuff. And finally leave. I walk up to School which takes 5 min. Then I go through 6 hours of it. Then I come home, do my Homework, go outside, shoot squirrels / Chipmunks. Finally My sister gets home (We hate each-other). Finally I go to bed, get some sleep, and then the Process begins again.
Writing Circle Piece: A day at the Park
At the Park when I was a child, I would go on everything. Slides, monkey bars, everything. Even the things i'm not supposed to go on, like Trees, Water fountains (Not the Bubblers, the Water Fountain) it was funny to my parents just to see how energized I was, not the others though. People thought I would slip and Fall, but I had the best balance of every child (At least in my opinion) I was very flexible too. It was cute
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Essay: Favorite Games
My Favorite games are pretty sweet, though violent, like rated M. Those are Halo Reach, one of the best known games known to mankind. Halo Reach is about the events that take place in 2552 before the Master-Cheif discovers Halo. Its you, Noble 6, you are Noble Teams Replacement to Noble 7, Thom. You rendevous with your team at the Visegrad Relay Outpost. There you try to find a missing squad of Marines. But then Troubles get worse when they discover that an hostile alliance of extraterrestrials have found Reach. And now Noble Team, and the rest of the Military Forces on Reach are going to defend it.
The Second Favorite Game is Call of Duty Black Ops. It is awesome. What happens is that you are Mason, one of the most successful Marines in the cold war, has woken up in a interrogation room, there is an interrogator asking him 1 simple question: Where is the Numbers Station. Mason doesn't know, because, when he was a prisoner at Vorkuta. He escaped, and then later rendezvous with his team, soon after they went on a mission prior to President Kennedy's request, Stop the Russian Misslie, and kill their leader, Dragovich. They succeeded, but not with the death of Dragovich.
He escaped. After that, Hudson squad leader in the CIA known as the "Ice Cube" goes on a mission to find out strange occurrences in the mountains in southern Russia. What they find was an outpost, communications outpost. They stop it from running, but soon, an avalanche takes place, they hot-wire a jeep, and got the heck outta there. Finally Mason remembers, what they did to him in Vorkuta, they were talking about the Rusalka, the Broadcast Station.
They set out on an all out attack on the Rusalka, and there they can't find it, but they discover its not on the boat, its UNDER the boat. So they put on their gear, go underwater, and find an astonishing discover, an underwater platform, which in it, is the Broadcast Station.
They succeed, but then after they pull an airstrike upon the station, its Dragovich. Mason, saving Hudson's life, grabs Dragovich, and drowns him. They both swam to the surface, nearly making it without air, Mason and Hudson get on the boat and look out as hey see Aircraft carriers, and F-18's. Then the war is over, and they head home,in peace wondering what would happen next.
The Second Favorite Game is Call of Duty Black Ops. It is awesome. What happens is that you are Mason, one of the most successful Marines in the cold war, has woken up in a interrogation room, there is an interrogator asking him 1 simple question: Where is the Numbers Station. Mason doesn't know, because, when he was a prisoner at Vorkuta. He escaped, and then later rendezvous with his team, soon after they went on a mission prior to President Kennedy's request, Stop the Russian Misslie, and kill their leader, Dragovich. They succeeded, but not with the death of Dragovich.
He escaped. After that, Hudson squad leader in the CIA known as the "Ice Cube" goes on a mission to find out strange occurrences in the mountains in southern Russia. What they find was an outpost, communications outpost. They stop it from running, but soon, an avalanche takes place, they hot-wire a jeep, and got the heck outta there. Finally Mason remembers, what they did to him in Vorkuta, they were talking about the Rusalka, the Broadcast Station.
They set out on an all out attack on the Rusalka, and there they can't find it, but they discover its not on the boat, its UNDER the boat. So they put on their gear, go underwater, and find an astonishing discover, an underwater platform, which in it, is the Broadcast Station.
They succeed, but then after they pull an airstrike upon the station, its Dragovich. Mason, saving Hudson's life, grabs Dragovich, and drowns him. They both swam to the surface, nearly making it without air, Mason and Hudson get on the boat and look out as hey see Aircraft carriers, and F-18's. Then the war is over, and they head home,in peace wondering what would happen next.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Childhood Memories Episode 3: Uncle Paul
Uncle Paul, boy oh boy was he the greatest, he took me everywhere. From a restraunt, to quarries. Which is where this memory will take place, at the quarry. When we first got in his truck, I saw that he had a huge bucket in the back. I didn't know what it was doing here (You'll find out later). Anyways, we arrived, and took this woodland trail through the quarry. When I would talk to him, he would tell me to be quiet, I don't know why though, we where in the middle of the woods, it didn't matter. But then he told me to stop. I froze, like a dog listening to its trainer.
Then he sprang from the trail, started sprinting into the woodlands, in front of him, the leaves moved, as if there was something in them, he jumped, and landed. He reached into the leaves, and pulled out what seemed to be a rope. But it was shiny, green and black. He grabbed it started walking back, the rope moved though, then I realized, that ropes don't hiss or have mouths. It was a snake. I LOVED reptiles ever since I learned about dinosaurs. Oh man, I loved them. Even in Florida, the routine would be the same. Eat breakfast, catch Lizards, eat Lunch, catch Lizards, eat Dinner, catch Lizards. Back to the story. He gave it to me, it tried to bite me, I took a step back, and then it calmed. Just slithering all over my body.
Then we got in the truck, put it in the bucket, and took it home. I kept it for a while. My mom freaked out. My dad though loved it too. We had an old fish tank with the gravel still in it. I took that out of the Garage, and used it as Snakies new home (I named him that). The after a while, we decided to let him go at Pewaukee lake. I never forgot him. Then one day, at pewaukee beach in 2010, July 15th (How do I know this still?!?) I saw alot of grass snakes. I thought oh my god that must be Snakies babies. I was so happy. I put them back in the brush, where they were nice and cool from the sun. I still remember those events to this day
Then he sprang from the trail, started sprinting into the woodlands, in front of him, the leaves moved, as if there was something in them, he jumped, and landed. He reached into the leaves, and pulled out what seemed to be a rope. But it was shiny, green and black. He grabbed it started walking back, the rope moved though, then I realized, that ropes don't hiss or have mouths. It was a snake. I LOVED reptiles ever since I learned about dinosaurs. Oh man, I loved them. Even in Florida, the routine would be the same. Eat breakfast, catch Lizards, eat Lunch, catch Lizards, eat Dinner, catch Lizards. Back to the story. He gave it to me, it tried to bite me, I took a step back, and then it calmed. Just slithering all over my body.
Then we got in the truck, put it in the bucket, and took it home. I kept it for a while. My mom freaked out. My dad though loved it too. We had an old fish tank with the gravel still in it. I took that out of the Garage, and used it as Snakies new home (I named him that). The after a while, we decided to let him go at Pewaukee lake. I never forgot him. Then one day, at pewaukee beach in 2010, July 15th (How do I know this still?!?) I saw alot of grass snakes. I thought oh my god that must be Snakies babies. I was so happy. I put them back in the brush, where they were nice and cool from the sun. I still remember those events to this day
Friday, April 15, 2011
Childhood Memories Episode 2: What the Duck?
Welcome to Episode 2 of the Amazing Childhood Memories Series. Enjoy!
So I'm at home, enjoying a new episode of Spongebob on January 3rd, 2006. And then my Dad comes up to me. He tells me in a few days were doing something Special. It turns out that special day started at 5:00 am. And we get in my dad's SUV. I don't know where we were going until I saw the Off Ramp for The Milwaukee International Airport. I didn't know why we were going there. Until dad showed me our Airline ticket to Florida. I was cheering. Screaming. And I was Laughing cause my Sister didn't come. So then we wait in the Airport for about maybe a good 45 min. Then we got on the plane. And all of a sudden, I look out my window. I see a Duck on the wing of the plane. And as we were moving, so was the duck. Once we went on the final Runway to take off, We go super fast, and the Duck is still sitting there. Finally it takes off, so does the duck. That duck tried to keep up, but he couldn't. Then once we land, after getting off the plane. What happens is, I stayed in the Airport for like an hour getting things for our trip. Once we got our things, I look at the plane, and guess what. I see a Duck, land on the Wing off the exact same plane! And then I thought, "What the Duck?". We left the Airport to see my Nana. After that we stayed at her house for a week. Then, before we left, we went to Sea World. I was becoming friends with dolphins. And when I was feeding them, a Pelican comes, biting my hand, taking my fish, and I almost lost a finger because of that bird. It was just terrible!
So I'm at home, enjoying a new episode of Spongebob on January 3rd, 2006. And then my Dad comes up to me. He tells me in a few days were doing something Special. It turns out that special day started at 5:00 am. And we get in my dad's SUV. I don't know where we were going until I saw the Off Ramp for The Milwaukee International Airport. I didn't know why we were going there. Until dad showed me our Airline ticket to Florida. I was cheering. Screaming. And I was Laughing cause my Sister didn't come. So then we wait in the Airport for about maybe a good 45 min. Then we got on the plane. And all of a sudden, I look out my window. I see a Duck on the wing of the plane. And as we were moving, so was the duck. Once we went on the final Runway to take off, We go super fast, and the Duck is still sitting there. Finally it takes off, so does the duck. That duck tried to keep up, but he couldn't. Then once we land, after getting off the plane. What happens is, I stayed in the Airport for like an hour getting things for our trip. Once we got our things, I look at the plane, and guess what. I see a Duck, land on the Wing off the exact same plane! And then I thought, "What the Duck?". We left the Airport to see my Nana. After that we stayed at her house for a week. Then, before we left, we went to Sea World. I was becoming friends with dolphins. And when I was feeding them, a Pelican comes, biting my hand, taking my fish, and I almost lost a finger because of that bird. It was just terrible!
Thursday, April 14, 2011
THE SAD STORY OF MEH
Button, necklace, balloon, straw, puzzle piece, and toothpick.
Story
One day little Jackson Wolf was walking down the street with his lucky necklace he was at a ski resort when his lucky necklace got caught on the ski lift he was dragged up the ski lift by his necklace he could not breath. He cut his lucky necklace off with his spare puzzle piece, he started to roll down the hill but he got caught by the ski lift again. And began his journey up the hill did I mention that Jackson Wolf is very unlucky. Back to the story, he got to the top of the hill he stood up and landed in bear scat. He was not happy suddenly a balloon came flying and hit him he started to roll down the hill. He hit his head on a rock and was sent to Narnia where he lived his days as a toothpick maker. His only weapon was a fork that was missing all of the points. He could only afford a button because he got sued by the lion for trespassing on his property. He tried to get back to reality by smashing his head on a rock repeatedly but this only sent in to emergency care. After he got out of emergency care he could not pay the bill so he got sued again for not paying the bill and stabbing a doctor with a straw. He was sent to jail and roomed with the ice witch who had BO. Jackson Wolf was fed up with Narnia so he woke up and was laying by the rock that he hit his head on he got up and saw there was a hair clip stuck to his nose he got it off and threw it but a police officer saw the whole thing and sent him to jail for littering and possession of illegal bear scat. He got out of jail and became known as the litter bug and lived his life in a trash can rooming with the ice with that had bad gas and warts. He died by being beat up by the sesame street characters.
THE END POOR JACKSON WOLF
Story
One day little Jackson Wolf was walking down the street with his lucky necklace he was at a ski resort when his lucky necklace got caught on the ski lift he was dragged up the ski lift by his necklace he could not breath. He cut his lucky necklace off with his spare puzzle piece, he started to roll down the hill but he got caught by the ski lift again. And began his journey up the hill did I mention that Jackson Wolf is very unlucky. Back to the story, he got to the top of the hill he stood up and landed in bear scat. He was not happy suddenly a balloon came flying and hit him he started to roll down the hill. He hit his head on a rock and was sent to Narnia where he lived his days as a toothpick maker. His only weapon was a fork that was missing all of the points. He could only afford a button because he got sued by the lion for trespassing on his property. He tried to get back to reality by smashing his head on a rock repeatedly but this only sent in to emergency care. After he got out of emergency care he could not pay the bill so he got sued again for not paying the bill and stabbing a doctor with a straw. He was sent to jail and roomed with the ice witch who had BO. Jackson Wolf was fed up with Narnia so he woke up and was laying by the rock that he hit his head on he got up and saw there was a hair clip stuck to his nose he got it off and threw it but a police officer saw the whole thing and sent him to jail for littering and possession of illegal bear scat. He got out of jail and became known as the litter bug and lived his life in a trash can rooming with the ice with that had bad gas and warts. He died by being beat up by the sesame street characters.
THE END POOR JACKSON WOLF
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